Seth Green Overload

Dear Seth Green,

I had a dream about you last night. Not the romantic kind...it was of a professional nature I assure you. I had just finished watching a Greg the Bunny marathon sent to me by Netflix and then topped it all off with some Robot Chicken on adult swim. First off, I wanted to say on record that you are one funny guy. I really dig your humor. I can always count on a great laugh (or succession of) when I am tuned in to the Seth channel. The funniest moment of late was the Dr. Fumbles sketch from Robot Chicken. I was in tears and I don't even like G.I. Joe. You make me care! Damn you! I even tried to recount the sketch to my co-workers the next day and I couldn't even get through it without bursting into laughter. Needless to say they did not see why it was so funny.

I recently saw your intro to a Sesame Street episode saying how it was the reason you wanted to become an actor in the first place. I think that shows based on your career choices and humor, in a good way! It's too bad Greg the Bunny was canceled. I was hoping Jimmy would bang Alison, or better yet Greg. Some Puppish bromance...that would be hot.

I loved hearing your voice in Mass Effect, that really added to the game. If they make a movie out of it will you play the Joker? The Robot Chicken Star Wars are by far the funniest Star Wars parodies I have ever seen. The other Seth should know too. Everything you wanted to know and more about our favorite galaxy far, far away.

I guess what I wanted to say is keep up the good work. I am quite jealous that you have seemingly formed a career out of being yourself and are now able to venture out to do whatever it is you want. That is an amazing feat if I do say so myself. You are one lucky bastard. Please impart your wisdom to me Yoda style and I can tell you more about my non-sexual dream. Come on, you know you want to know. Wink.

It was always Fumbles...